Bin Laden Returns To Sea
The al-Qaeda leader descends back into the ocean after killing more than 1 million Americans.
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA—The colossal Osama bin Laden, having carved a swath of unimaginable destruction from New York to Washington, has reentered the ocean, dazed and terrified sources are confirming. Bin Laden, whose rampage officials now say may have killed more than a million people and dealt a crippling blow to the American economy, reportedly waded into the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Virginia. He was last seen slowly disappearing into the water several miles offshore.
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