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Victor Hugo's Les Lunchables To Hit Broadway
11.05.96 | ISSUE 30•13
Russian Beef Shortage Traced To Boris Yeltsin
10.29.96 | ISSUE 30•12
Madonna Gives Birth To Million-Dollar Marketing Scheme
Dad's Number-One Fan Also Number-One Tax Break
02.25.98 | ISSUE 33•07
Real Toy Used As Sex Toy
04.09.03 | ISSUE 39•13
Beanie Baby Collection Stares At Owner With 226 Cold, Dead Eyes
03.01.00 | ISSUE 36•07
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