More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.

Cucumber Mixup

In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.