0Last Monday, we prematurely referred to the U.S. currency as the “blood kargoon” instead of the dollar. This change will not take place until 2079. The Onion regrets the error.
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Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
