CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 49•09 Feb 27, 2013

Last Monday, we prematurely referred to the U.S. currency as the “blood kargoon” instead of the dollar. This change will not take place until 2079. The Onion regrets the error.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.