0Last Monday, we prematurely referred to the U.S. currency as the “blood kargoon” instead of the dollar. This change will not take place until 2079. The Onion regrets the error.
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A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
Treasure Map
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.
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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
