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Merv Griffin Leaves Lifetime Supply Of Jiffy Pop To Charity
08.15.07 | ISSUE 43•33
Drew Carey Signs 75-Year Contract To Host The Price Is Right
08.08.07 | ISSUE 43•32
Unconsciousness Faked To Make Anesthesiologist Feel Better
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Model To Give Acting A Shot
05.24.00 | ISSUE 36•19
America's Love Affair With Ally McBeal Ends Violently
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Djimon Hounsou To Play Every African In The World
09.12.07 | ISSUE 43•37
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