PHILADELPHIA—Showing reportedly no signs whatsoever of fear, restraint, or apprehension, sources confirmed today bold local graphic designer Dan Perrett was just watching videos on his laptop, with the sound on and everything, during a 1 p.m. board meeting. “Ha,” Perrett reportedly chuckled to himself, confidently and unabashedly, before raising the volume on a YouTube video titled “Man wipes out on scooter,” right there in the middle of a telephone conference with corporate. “That’s hilarious.” According to sources, Perrett then loudly called for a coworker in the next room to “come check this out.”