Botox May Cure Migraines

Pharmaceutical company Allergan says its paralysis-inducing wrinkle preventer Botox works as a treatment for chronic migraines. What do you think?

  • “I think what's going on here is just that people can't visibly grimace in pain anymore.”

    Jeremy Klein –
    Exterminator

  • “And it smoothes out those unsightly brain wrinkles.”

    Anne Burges –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Inject poison into my head?! Why didn't I think of that?”

    Victor Dunbar –
    Bartender

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