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Botox May Cure Migraines

September 15, 2008 | ISSUE 44•38

Pharmaceutical company Allergan says its paralysis-inducing wrinkle preventer Botox works as a treatment for chronic migraines. What do you think?

  • I think what's going on here is just that people can't visibly grimace in pain anymore.

    Jeremy Klein
    Exterminator

  • And it smoothes out those unsightly brain wrinkles.

    Anne Burges
    Systems Analyst

  • Inject poison into my head?! Why didn't I think of that?

    Victor Dunbar
    Bartender

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