BP (BP)

Stockwatchbusiness ISSUE 49•17 Apr 23, 2013

$42.51 (+$1.36) (+3.30%) Attendees of the oil company’s annual shareholder meeting applauded after CEO Bob Dudley announced he doesn’t give two shits about the environment and proceeded to strangle a pelican on stage.

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