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Ponds Institute Tops 1997 Cosmopolitan College Poll
11.04.97 | ISSUE 32•14
Area Christian Forgives You
10.29.97 | ISSUE 32•13
New Device Converts Grass To Meat
Mexico Announces Plans To Refry Over 700 Million Beans
03.04.98 | ISSUE 33•08
'Maybe Hang Out In The Water Awhile, Then Look For Some Old Bread,' Duck Tells Self
01.08.12 | ISSUE 48•01
Sentient Couch Thinks It Would Look Good Over By The Window
05.17.00 | ISSUE 36•18
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