Newswire • college • News • ISSUE 48•08 • Feb 26, 2012

Brandeis Frat Boys Always Quoting ‘A Serious Man’

Kanye West Grips Armrests And Frantically Whispers Own Lyrics During Heavy Turbulence

Guy Who Thinks He Outran Gorilla Decides To Casually Lean Elbow Against Big Furry Rock