Brangelina Expecting

American Voices

January 17, 2006 | ISSUE 42•03

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. What do you think?

Apparently, the weak dollar has made it more cost-effective to produce certain things here than import them.

Albert Wesker
Supervisor
I believe that this miracle child will die for our sins, most likely during a taping of The Surreal Life 2034

Claire Redfield
Assisted Living Professional
Looks like Chris in accounting is 10 bucks poorer today. Pay up, sucker!

Leon Kennedy
Engineer

Karzai Thanks U.S. Taxpayers For Covering Cost Of War

05.22.12 | ISSUE 48•21

In an address given during the NATO summit in Chicago, Afghan president Hamid Karzai thanked the people of the United States for bearing the cost of the war.
Study Logs 2,000 Wrongful Convictions

05.21.12 | ISSUE 48•21

A new database assembled by two universities has identified more than 2,000 wrongful convictions overturned in the last 23 years, at an average of 11 years each.
Donna Summer Dead

05.21.12 | ISSUE 48•21

Donna Summer, singer of such disco anthems as "Last Dance" and "Love To Love You Baby," died at the age of 63.
Sweetener Makes You Dumber

05.18.12 | ISSUE 48•20

A study published in The Journal of Physiology demonstrated that rats given substantial amounts of high fructose corn syrup learned and remembered less than a control group.
New DVR Can Skip Ads

05.18.12 | ISSUE 48•20

A new DVR sold by the Dish Network comes with the capability to pass over ads and is sending shockwaves through the television industry.