Brangelina Expecting

American Voices • ISSUE 42•03 • Jan 17, 2006

Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. What do you think?

“Apparently, the weak dollar has made it more cost-effective to produce certain things here than import them.”
Albert Wesker –
Supervisor
“I believe that this miracle child will die for our sins, most likely during a taping of The Surreal Life 2034”
Claire Redfield –
Assisted Living Professional
“Looks like Chris in accounting is 10 bucks poorer today. Pay up, sucker!”
Leon Kennedy –
Engineer

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