Brazzers.com (BZZR)Stockwatch • business • ISSUE 49•16 • Apr 16, 2013 900$24.38 (+$0.93) (+3.97%) The porn website continued to perform well this week due to it being a porn website.
Heinz (HNZ)$69.45 (-$3.04) (-4.19%) Shares plummeted because summer’s here and no more kids need vinegar to make science project volcanoes.
Random Number Generation Corp. (RNDM)$36.35 (+$2.21) (+6.47%) Shares rose sharply after the generator produced a promising string of 3s and 5s.
Ford (F)$15.13 (-$0.66) (-4.18%) A company announcement this afternoon that the 2014 Ford Explorer would feature only one cubic foot of trunk space ...