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Breast-Fed Babies No Smarter

October 6, 2006 | ISSUE 42•40

According to research published in the British Medical Journal, breast feeding does not make babies any smarter. What do you think?

  • My baby likes Dr. Pepper better anyway.

    Tricia Daniels
    Cashier

  • However, breastfeeding is great for stimulating the sense of puerility in bystanders.

    Tim Green
    Lighting Installer

  • Who says it's about being smart? Doesn't it just seem like a good idea to have as many people as possible sucking on breasts?

    Doug Jancowicz
    Systems Analyst

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