Breast-Fed Babies No Smarter

American Voices • Science & Technology • science • children • ISSUE 42•40 • Oct 6, 2006

According to research published in the British Medical Journal, breast feeding does not make babies any smarter. What do you think?

“My baby likes Dr. Pepper better anyway.”
Tricia Daniels –
Cashier
“However, breastfeeding is great for stimulating the sense of puerility in bystanders.”
Tim Green –
Lighting Installer
“Who says it's about being smart? Doesn't it just seem like a good idea to have as many people as possible sucking on breasts?”
Doug Jancowicz –
Systems Analyst

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