Breast-Fed Babies No Smarter

According to research published in the British Medical Journal, breast feeding does not make babies any smarter. What do you think?

  • “My baby likes Dr. Pepper better anyway.”

    Tricia Daniels –
    Cashier

  • “However, breastfeeding is great for stimulating the sense of puerility in bystanders.”

    Tim Green –
    Lighting Installer

  • “Who says it's about being smart? Doesn't it just seem like a good idea to have as many people as possible sucking on breasts?”

    Doug Jancowicz –
    Systems Analyst

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