American Voices

British Corpses Piling Up

October 15, 2008 | ISSUE 44•42

British undertakers are refusing to bury the dead until bereaved families receive delayed government support payments. What do you think?

  • I really would have thought the work was its own reward for those guys.

    Diana Rusk
    Provost

  • Give some Irishman a shovel and he'll probably do it just for the opportunity to punch a British corpse in the face a couple times.

    Alan Ballard
    Systems Analyst

  • I've actually been dead for two months, and this is my ghost talking. Bury me so I can move on!

    Thomas Wilson
    Ghost

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