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British: UFOs Aren't Real

May 9, 2006 | ISSUE 42•18

A recently declassified British Ministry of Defence report says that UFOs can be explained as natural, though bizarre, phenomena. What do you think?

  • This causes me to doubt everything I learned from a variety of Twilight Zone rip-offs.

    Gary Halverson
    Project Manager

  • If there's no such thing as aliens, then how do you explain my mother-in-law? Haha! Please, rescue me from my marriage.

    Jodi Haber
    Garbage Man

  • So they infiltrated the British Ministry of Defence. Right on schedule.

    Rick Previon
    Dancer

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