Britney Loses Custody Of Children

A judge ruled Monday that Britney Spears must surrender custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline because of her alleged substance abuse. What do you think?

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  “Isn't there another relative or perhaps a perfect stranger the kids could live with?”

  Tessa Stokler –
  Taxidermist

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  “God, I hope there's some high-stakes poker game Federline could lose them in.”

  Sam Adkins –
  Systems Analyst

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  “At least now she'll have time to do more drugs and have more kids.”

  Chuck Strange –
  Clothing Inspector