American Voices

Britney Loses Custody Of Children

October 3, 2007 | ISSUE 43•16

A judge ruled Monday that Britney Spears must surrender custody of her two sons to ex-husband Kevin Federline because of her alleged substance abuse. What do you think?

  • Isn't there another relative or perhaps a perfect stranger the kids could live with?

    Tessa Stokler
    Taxidermist

  • God, I hope there's some high-stakes poker game Federline could lose them in.

    Sam Adkins
    Systems Analyst

  • At least now she'll have time to do more drugs and have more kids.

    Chuck Strange
    Clothing Inspector

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