Bronx Zoo Loses Peacock

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 47•19 • May 13, 2011

Following a high-profile cobra escape earlier this year, the world-famous Bronx Zoo had a peacock go missing this week. What do you think?

“I just feel bad for all the dumb dicks that paid to see this peacock.”
Nina Mackintosh –
Systems Analyst
“Oh shit, how poisonous are those things?" ”
Steven Leclercq –
Pattern Maker
“Sure, it's easy to get out, but the moment you want to get in to fuck a penguin, security is all over your ass.”
Lee Hudson –
Unemployed

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