Bronx Zoo Loses Peacock

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•19 May 13, 2011

Following a high-profile cobra escape earlier this year, the world-famous Bronx Zoo had a peacock go missing this week. What do you think?

  • “I just feel bad for all the dumb dicks that paid to see this peacock.”

    Nina Mackintosh –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Oh shit, how poisonous are those things?" ”

    Steven Leclercq –
    Pattern Maker

  • “Sure, it's easy to get out, but the moment you want to get in to fuck a penguin, security is all over your ass.”

    Lee Hudson –
    Unemployed