Brooke Shields Regrets Losing Virginity At 22

In a recent interview, actress Brooke Shields said she wished she had come to terms with her appearance at a younger age so she could have had sex earlier. What do you think?

  • “That's odd. My terrible body image has never once stopped me from having sex with anyone who would talk to me."”

    Lydia McCormick –
    Graphologist

  • “If she wants to know what it would've been like for her to have sex at 17, I can give her detailed scene-by-scene accounts of my early-1980s masturbation fantasies."”

    Mark Luckett –
    Box-Toe Flanger

  • “Yes, what an ugly woman.”

    Alex Kelley –
    Systems Analyst