American Voices

Brooke Shields Regrets Losing Virginity At 22

May 27, 2009 | ISSUE 45•22

In a recent interview, actress Brooke Shields said she wished she had come to terms with her appearance at a younger age so she could have had sex earlier. What do you think?

  • That's odd. My terrible body image has never once stopped me from having sex with anyone who would talk to me."

    Lydia McCormick
    Graphologist

  • If she wants to know what it would've been like for her to have sex at 17, I can give her detailed scene-by-scene accounts of my early-1980s masturbation fantasies."

    Mark Luckett
    Box-Toe Flanger

  • Yes, what an ugly woman.

    Alex Kelley
    Systems Analyst

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