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Burmese Pythons Exterminating Everglades Mammals

February 2, 2012 | ISSUE 48•05

A study in the journal Proceedings Of The National Academy of Sciences links a drastic decline in raccoons and other mammals in the Florida everglades to the introduction of Burmese pythons. What do you think?

  • No kidding. Now you understand why I dumped those damn pythons in the first place.

    Paul Wyndorf
    Foam Tester

  • Wow, no more raccoons. This is great news for the Everglades' native trash can and attic populations.

    Corey McBain
    Accountant

  • What is it with Floridians' unwavering determination to make their state a 1970s horror exploitation flick?

    Sunita Cronin
    Unemployed

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