Bush 41 Christens Navy Ship

American Voices • ISSUE 42•44 • Nov 3, 2006

Recently, President George H.W. Bush christened a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier bearing his name. What do you think?

“That's a bad idea. The last thing George Bush named after himself sank pretty fast.”
Brenna Gold –
Herbalist
“I must say I found it much more touching when Barbara christened the first nuclear-powered kindergarten.”
Jack Lay –
Soap Maker
“See this is the difference between us and North Korea. We use our nuclear power for peaceful purposes like boating.”
Robert Ronson –
Systems Analyst

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