American Voices

Bush 41 Christens Navy Ship

November 3, 2006 | ISSUE 42•44

Recently, President George H.W. Bush christened a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier bearing his name. What do you think?

  • That's a bad idea. The last thing George Bush named after himself sank pretty fast.

    Brenna Gold
    Herbalist

  • I must say I found it much more touching when Barbara christened the first nuclear-powered kindergarten.

    Jack Lay
    Soap Maker

  • See this is the difference between us and North Korea. We use our nuclear power for peaceful purposes like boating.

    Robert Ronson
    Systems Analyst

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