Bush: Keep Abstinence In AIDS Plan

President Bush wants to keep a contested provision in his global AIDS package in which one-third of all prevention spending goes to abstinence education. What do you think?

  • “How much was allocated to dry-humping and finger-banging education?”

    Roger Davidson –
    Health Inspector

  • “This is fine as long as the other two-thirds is going towards funding cutting-edge abstinence research.”

    Amanda Troughton –
    Apartment Manager

  • “Exactly how much money does it cost to tell people not to have sex with each other?"”

    Duncan Pertwee –
    Library Aide