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Bush Nominates Anti-Gay Surgeon General

June 14, 2007 | ISSUE 43•24

Dr. James W. Holsinger, Jr., Bush's nominee for Surgeon General authored a 1991 medical paper arguing that homosexuality is unnatural and unhealthy. What do you think?

  • I guess there's no one more qualified to talk about the possible dangers of homosexuality than a blown-out asshole.

    Johnny Shields
    Administrative Service Manager

  • Yes, but Holsinger wrote that right after Antonio broke up with him. Clearly the guy was hurting a little bit.

    Bryan Seifkes
    Welder

  • That's a good start, but I'll reserve judgment until I make sure he doesn't have some bizarre pro-masturbation agenda.

    Meg Niles
    Amusement Machine Servicer

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