Bush Nominates Anti-Gay Surgeon General

Dr. James W. Holsinger, Jr., Bush's nominee for Surgeon General authored a 1991 medical paper arguing that homosexuality is unnatural and unhealthy. What do you think?

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  “I guess there's no one more qualified to talk about the possible dangers of homosexuality than a blown-out asshole.”

  Johnny Shields –
  Administrative Service Manager

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  “Yes, but Holsinger wrote that right after Antonio broke up with him. Clearly the guy was hurting a little bit.”

  Bryan Seifkes –
  Welder

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  “That's a good start, but I'll reserve judgment until I make sure he doesn't have some bizarre pro-masturbation agenda.”

  Meg Niles –
  Amusement Machine Servicer