American Voices

Bush Pressed To Change Staff

March 20, 2006 | ISSUE 43•01 ISSUE 42•11

President Bush has been under pressure from both parties to reinvigorate his office by bringing in new, more experienced staff members. What do you think?

  • Bush doesn't need to hire new people, he just needs to give them new nicknames.

    Jason Lange
    Systems Analyst

  • I guess I'm not the only one getting pretty bored with Alphonso Jackson as secretary of housing and urban development.

    Loran Clay
    Speech Pathologist

  • I thought Bush had run out of friends to appoint.

    Andy Garcera
    Retail Manager

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