American Voices

Bush Seals Seized Records

May 31, 2006 | ISSUE 42•22

President Bush recently ordered records seized by the FBI from Rep. William Jefferson's office sealed from investigators for 45 days. What do you think?

  • It's good to see that Republicans and Democrats in Congress can agree that it's important to cover your ass.

    Bath Karminski
    Stereo Salesperson

  • Now this investigation can proceed without being tainted by evidence.

    Dave Wood
    Systems Analyst

  • Hey, I'm an investigator, and that's a 45-day vacation I'm willing to take.

    Miles Holden
    FBI Investigator

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