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Caffeine Increases Miscarriage Chances

January 22, 2008 | ISSUE 44•04

A new study by Kaiser Permanente Research Division in Oakland, CA says that the caffeine in two cups of coffee per day can double the chances of an expectant mother miscarrying. What do you think?

  • Coffee's for saps. You really want to miscarry, you go drink yourself some bleach.

    Marc Burns
    Car Rental Agent

  • Falling down stairs and now this? Where is a pregnant woman expected to find any joy?

    Yvone Riley
    Tech Support

  • Okay, but those expectant mothers were also playing really violent video games on a somewhat regular basis. So, let's not just blame the caffeine."

    Karl Pawlett
    Dry Cleaner

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