American Voices

California Citrus In Danger

January 16, 2007 | ISSUE 43•03

The recent west-coast cold snap is jeopardizing the California citrus industry. What do you think?

  • Oh well. The vodka is the only part of the screwdriver I really want, anyway.

    Francis Hawker
    Corporate Librarian

  • With the nation's Sunny D supplies at risk, we may all have no alternative but to choose the purple stuff.

    Anna Sinclair
    Stock Broker

  • Can't some Mexicans just sit on the orange groves to keep them warm?

    Clark Pramson
    Luthier

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