American Voices

Call For Gonzales's Resignation

March 14, 2007 | ISSUE 43•11

Following a recent disclosure that the FBI has abused its powers to spy on private citizens, some Democratic senators and a key Republican are calling for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to resign. What do you think?

  • Maybe if private citizens would stop being so damned intriguing they wouldn't have any problem with the FBI.

    Lisa Ferraiolo
    Systems Analyst

  • I don't think we should be so quick to judge. Gonzales is a very exotic name, and having an exotically named attorney general, no matter how much he tries undermine the system he is supposed to uphold, helps us appear open-minded.

    Adam Conroy
    Air Traffic Controller

  • When is this top-level shake-up finally going to reveal that Postmaster General John E. Potter has been stealing my Netflix?

    Richard Kilmartin
    Coal Miner

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