Camaro Coming Back

American Voices • products • ISSUE 42•34 • Aug 28, 2006

General Motors announced that, after a five-year absence, the Camaro will be re-introduced in 2009. What do you think?

“It's so cute that GM thinks it'll still be in business in 2009.”
Raymond Steif –
Paramedic
“Do you know if they're also planning on re-introducing that loose cheerleader from high school, Christina Morrel? Having a Camaro just wouldn't be the same without her.”
Dale Seblonka –
Accountant
“They stopped making the Camaro five years ago? Looks like I have a new theory about why the terrorists attacked.”
Rebecca Wincapaw –
Elementary School Teacher

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