Can Celebrities Get A Fair Trial?
0The inability to find jurors unfamiliar with Martha Stewart has raised concerns that celebrities cannot receive a fair trial. What do you think?
“So a bunch of famous people got arrested, and all of a sudden we're worried about fair trials?”
Jen Craig-Greenman –
Paralegal“Except for their incredibly well-funded legal-defense teams, these stars are on their own.”
Janice Parks –
Title Examiner“I hope celebrities can get a fair trial in this country. God knows they can't get decent service.”
Joey Reid –
Cleaner“May I remind you that I am not on trial here?! Sorry. I just love saying that.”
Lee Daniels –
Cook“To ensure a fair trial, the judge should present the evidence with Gretchen Mol standing in for the defendant.”
Harold Johnston –
CEO“Oh, great. If I somehow manage to avoid 20 years of Cheers and Frasier, my reward is a jury seat at Kelsey Grammer's child-murder trial?”
Timothy Bates –
Systems Analyst
