American Voices

Can N. Korea Nukes Reach The U.S.?

February 19, 2003 | ISSUE 39•06

Last week, U.S. intelligence officials stated that North Korea has the technology to fire nuclear missiles at the West Coast. What do you think?

  • It's about time the West Coast started carrying its fair share of the scared-shitless load.

    Jennifer Cotto
    Research Assistant

  • Big deal. There's, like, an 80 to 90 percent chance they won't even use those things.

    Lisa Campbell
    Dietitian

  • Fuckin' Pyongyang.

    Rich Kingery
    Cab Driver

  • North Korea has missiles that can reach the U.S.? We'd better get to work on developing some missiles of our own right away.

    Tom Reynolds
    Systems Analyst

  • I sincerely doubt they can reach us. My back scratcher was made in Korea, and the piece of crap can barely reach past my shoulder blades.

    Ron Buhner
    Gardener

  • As an American, I'm getting sick and tired of other countries.

    Cris Langston
    Accountant

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