Can N. Korea Nukes Reach The U.S.?

American Voiceswarasia ISSUE 39•06 Feb 19, 2003

Last week, U.S. intelligence officials stated that North Korea has the technology to fire nuclear missiles at the West Coast. What do you think?

  • “It's about time the West Coast started carrying its fair share of the scared-shitless load.”

    Jennifer Cotto –
    Research Assistant

  • “Big deal. There's, like, an 80 to 90 percent chance they won't even use those things.”

    Lisa Campbell –

  • “Fuckin' Pyongyang.”

    Rich Kingery –
    Cab Driver

  • “North Korea has missiles that can reach the U.S.? We'd better get to work on developing some missiles of our own right away.”

    Tom Reynolds –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I sincerely doubt they can reach us. My back scratcher was made in Korea, and the piece of crap can barely reach past my shoulder blades.”

    Ron Buhner –

  • “As an American, I'm getting sick and tired of other countries.”

    Cris Langston –

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