Canadian Dentist Plans To Clone John Lennon

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 50•14 Apr 10, 2014

Canadian dentist Michael Zuk told reporters that he paid $33,000 for John Lennon’s tooth in an auction and is looking forward to the day when he can clone the late Beatles frontman and raise the child as his own, then sign him up for guitar lessons. What do you think?

  • “Being a dentist’s son is hard enough.”

    Kent Gillan –
    Information Securities Officer

  • “I’m in the market for a Lou Reed incisor if anybody’s got one.”

    Garrett Lafferty –
    Unemployed

  • “Since when does someone who buys a tooth at an auction need a reason?”

    Melinda Basso –
    Hotel Desk Clerk