American Voices

Canadian Prescription Drugs

August 20, 2003 | ISSUE 39•32

Major drug manufacturers are attempting to stop Canadian pharmacies from selling discounted prescription drugs to Americans. What do you think?

  • Look, Canada, stick to exporting that maple-sugar candy of yours. We'll take care of the obscenely expensive prescription drugs.

    Caroline Lenhart
    Transcriptionist

  • Man, I got some primo Nexium when I was up in Vancouver last year.

    Terry Yoder
    Solderer

  • Canada has already given us the best medicine—laughter. Thank you, Ottawa's Dan Aykroyd, for everything.

    Phillip Settle
    Systems Analyst

  • Gay marriage, legal weed, and cheaper prescription drugs? Next they'll have donkeys painted like zebras, too.

    Nicholas Perez
    Paramedic

  • I want to see these senior citizens jailed. I mean, I actually want to see them in the jail.

    Allison Burke
    Auditing Clerk

  • As CEO of Abbott Laboratories, I think Americans should consider themselves lucky they're getting our medicine at all.

    Jacob Harmon
    CEO

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