Canadian Prisoners Escape Via Helicopter

Two inmates at a Quebec prison made a dramatic daytime escape yesterday when two outside accomplices booked a local helicopter tour, demanded the pilot fly to the prison, and then lowered ropes for the prisoners to climb, though all were later apprehended. What do you think?

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  “Can’t Canadians do anything without showboating?”

  Gabe Schneider –
  Foundry Supervisor

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  “Dummies. It would have worked if they had gone with my giant Trojan Poutine plan.”

  Sabrina Astin –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Wow, prison is awesome!”

  J.J. Nakashima –
  Baggage Checker