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Candidates Vow To Fix Wall Street

September 17, 2008 | ISSUE 44•38

With the Dow Jones industrial average plunging more than 500 points Monday, both Sen. John McCain and Sen. Barack Obama are claiming they have a plan to keep the country out of economic turmoil. What do you think?

  • I'm all for plans, but personally, I like stimulus checks myself.

    Julie Sherwin
    Upholsterer

  • If one of those guys' plans is Sarah Palin with a gun, I will be annoyed.

    Scott Hildebrand
    Stereo Salesperson

  • They both want to fix the economy? Well, now I don't know who to vote for.

    Jeff Carley
    Systems Analyst

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