American Voices

Captain Rescued From Pirates

April 14, 2009 | ISSUE 45•16

After being held hostage by Somali pirates for five days, Capt. Richard Phillips was rescued by the U.S. Navy on Sunday. What do you think?

  • You don’t mess with U.S. naval forces. Did African pirates learn nothing from the two early-19th-century Barbary wars?”

    Dundee McNair
    Ignition Specialist

  • High-seas drama like this reminds me why I got into commercial shipping in the first place.”

    Alison Byrne
    Chemical Mill Attendant

  • That's great. I was getting really fucking sick of praying for him.

    Gene Parmentier
    Quill Winder

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