American Voices

'Cash For Clunkers' Broke

August 6, 2009 | ISSUE 45•32

Less than a month after it began, the federal "Cash for Clunkers" program—which provides owners of older vehicles with a $4,500 credit toward the purchase of a more fuel-efficient car—has run out of money. What do you think?

  • Oh, well. I still think I can get a better offer from another government."

    Theo Cleary
    Propeller Inspector

  • "Great, first they end my local toys-for-guns program, and now this. Soon no one's going to reward you for acquiring things that make the world a shitty place."

    Paul Bachman
    Lacquer Polisher

  • This is a slippery slope. First you're helping people pay for cars, then you're socializing health care, and the next thing you know you're making shaky black-and-white films with blurry close-ups of broken glasses and bloodstains. Where does it end?"

    Lucy Wenc
    Building Inspector

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