Cash For Clunkers Resulted In Trucks For Trucks

Analysis of federal data shows that a substantial number of the participants in the federal "Cash for Clunkers" program merely swapped an older truck for a newer one with slightly better gas mileage. What do you think?

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  “Wait, a lot of people did that? That's probably why no one's impressed by my new truck"”

  Franklin Spain –
  Dock Builder

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  “I'm sure things would have gone differently if you could tow four dirt bikes and a speedboat with a Nissan Altima."”

  Clarissa Edge –
  Helix Coil Winder

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  “I thought about switching to a hybrid car, but then I heard those gruff baritone truck-commercial voice-overs in my head belittling and emasculating me."”

  Gary Lambdin –
  Unemployed