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Data-Entry Clerk Reapplies Carmex At 17-Minute Intervals
04.21.99 | ISSUE 35•15
Russian Nuclear Weapons Laid Out For Sale On Sidewalk
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New Instant Lottery Game Features Three Ways To Win, 19,839,947 Ways To Lose
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Aftershock A Real 'Fuck You' To Earthquake Victims
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Middle Manager Follows Proper Procedure
01.22.97 | ISSUE 31•02
FBI Seizes Massive Anthrax Stockpile
03.04.98 | ISSUE 33•08
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