American Voices

Catholic Church Must
Pay For Contraceptives

October 25, 2006 | ISSUE 43•19 ISSUE 42•43

New York's highest court ruled that insurance coverage for employees of social service agencies run by the Catholic Church must include contraception. What do you think?

  • Telling women that I work for the Catholic Church is all the contraception I need.

    Richard Harris
    Administrative Coordinator

  • Catholics using birth control? But then who will supply the world with urchins?

    Tracy Pierce
    Social Worker

  • This is an affront against the Lord, who was always a proponent of pulling out and climaxing all over her tits.

    Paul Ballard
    Cashier

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