Cause Of Male-Pattern Baldness Discovered

A study published in Science Translational Medicine found that an abundance of a protein called prostaglandin D2 was responsible for male-pattern baldness. What do you think?

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  “That's great! Now that we've found what causes it, we can replicate it anywhere.”

  James Vargo –
  Systems Analyst

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  “You see that balding piece of shit standing over there? That's my husband. Go make his day and tell him about this crap.”

  Stella LeDuc –
  Sandblaster

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  “I hope any treatments for the condition lie far in the future. All these legions of mental-patient-looking white guys with shaved heads have grown on me throughout the years.”

  Chris Gaspar –
  Kiln Burner