American Voices

CBS Laser-Etches Eggs

July 20, 2006 | ISSUE 42•29

CBS will be laser-etching 35 million eggs to be sold in stores to promote its fall lineup. What do you think?

  • Makes perfect sense. Eggs, CBS, and lasers. It's what we in the marketing biz call 'synergy'.

    Joe Varick
    Marketing Executive

  • It's still going to be hard to beat the 3,000,000 head of cattle NBC branded with their logo.

    Ron Toppper
    Baker

  • So, not having my food shot with lasers is no longer a choice I get to make?

    Kelly Stanton
    Cocktail Waitress

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