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Celebrity Focus

  • Larry King's Frothing Saliva Hosed Off Bette Midler
  • Ben Stiller Peels Banana With Own Feet
  • New Michael Landon Biography Resolves Many Unasked Questions
  • Glimpse Of Gene Shalit On TV Reminds Woman It's Time For Bikini Wax
  • LAPD Discovers Hidden Deformed Olsen Triplet
  • King Latifah Returns For Wife
  • Cast-Off Paris Hilton Skin Found In Upper West Side Park
  • Alvin Shunned By Animal Community, Forced To Wear Scarlet 'A'
  • Emeril Bams Groupie
  • Dolph Lundgren Wins Long, Courageous Battle Against Fame
  • Bill Maher Spends All Night Arguing With Republican Hooker
  • Shotgun Blast To Abdomen Just Pisses Wilfred Brimley Off More
  • Brad Pitt Called Before Congress To Testify About Bicep Regimen
  • Tom Hanks This Week's Guest President
  • Michael Jackson Hires Magical Anthropomorphic Giraffe As Defense Lawyer