Celebrity Meltdowns

Mariah Carey, Ben Affleck, and Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean are among the celebrities to check into rehab after recent breakdowns. What do you think?

  • “Mariah Carey was hospitalized for 'exhaustion,' but everyone knows what that really means: a quart of cum in her stomach.”

    Fred Burtt –
    Cab Driver

  • “The only thing keeping me sane through all of this is Kenny Loggins' repeated assurances that he's all right, and that nobody need worry about him.”

    Pete Tippet –
    File Clerk

  • “When is one of these entertainers going to be eaten alive by rats? That's a story I'll read.”

    Leonard McQuarrie –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I feel for them. They suffer so much. What? 'Celebrities'? I'm sorry, I thought you said 'victims of ethnic brutality in Macedonia.'”

    Felicia Johnston –
    Bank Teller

  • “Oh, my God. Is Britney Spears okay? What about Martin Lawrence? Angelina Jolie? Jennifer Lopez? Jim Carrey? P. Diddy? Nicole Kidman? Wait! Come back! I must know!”

    Angie Dykstra –
    Student

  • “Why is everybody raising a stink about these people now that they're finally entertaining?”

    Ed Mollo –
    Photographer