American Voices

Cell-Phone Infertility

November 15, 2006 | ISSUE 42•46

A study presented at the American Society For Reproductive Medicine conference indicated that men who used cell phones frequently have a lower sperm count. What do you think?

  • But what if all your time on the phone is spent ordering bull hormones?

    Thalia Romanov
    Systems Analyst

  • So my phone sends e-mail and prevents unwanted pregnancy? I'd like to see a pager do that.

    Fred Tallman
    Banker

  • Thankfully, nobody ever calls me. Haven't even spoken to another person for months. So having kids should be no problem.

    Chris Wilhelm
    Kevlar Tailor

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