American Voices

Cell-Phone TV?

January 12, 2007 | ISSUE 43•02

Verizon Wireless announced that it will soon offer TV service over its cell-phone network. What do you think?

  • This service should go great with my new 52-inch phone.

    Karen Gander
    Temp

  • Sure, it sounds good until you realize the contract locks you into watching The King Of Queens for two years.

    Liam Daniels
    Systems Analyst

  • Big deal. Get back to me when I can watch TV on my cat.

    Lyor Goldberg
    Fork-Lift Operator

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