Letters To The Editor

Dear The Onion,
There are three people in my household, ages 34, 28, and 1. We are all of Asian (Vietnamese) descent, and our combined household income is $50,000-$64,999. Now, I hope to see more advertisements that appeal to us in your next issue.

— Kevin Trang, Alexandria, VA

07.18.09

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