American Voices

Census To Count Gay Marriages

July 16, 2009 | ISSUE 45•29

In a reversal of Bush administration policy, the 2010 census will recognize gay marriages. What do you think?

  • I'm afraid that the census will legitimize gay marriages, much as it legitimized the racial category 'Pacific islander.'"

    Arthur Duclayan
    Ice Sculptor

  • That's just great. Now I can’t even sit down with my son and enjoy the census without having the gay-marriage talk.

    Josh Collins
    Stock Clerk

  • Good. Now they'll have to let us know which one is the husband and which one is, you know…the gayer one.”

    Carrie Cuomo
    Unemployed

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