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    Chad Greene and Danielle Faye

    Weddings • Lifestyle • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 9, 2012
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    Chad Greene and Danielle Faye were married before friends and family this weekend, but as of press time it was not known if the ceremony was beautiful.

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