American Voices

Chapter 11 For Boston Archdiocese?

December 11, 2002 | ISSUE 38•46

Already reeling from sex-abuse charges, the Boston Archdiocese is now considering filing for bankruptcy. What do you think?

  • It's about time. I've been waiting for years to turn that downtown cathedral into a heavy-metal club.

    Don Althorp
    Cashier

  • Oh, no—we've all got to get together to save Christianity!

    Rob Prince
    Truck Driver

  • That's going to be one hell of a yard sale.

    Rich Massena
    Developer

  • Well, what exactly did they do with the $2 I paid that old lady for a pecan nut bar in 1977?

    Lynette Demuth
    Therapist

  • Only a miracle can save them now. Fortunately, they get lots of those.

    Christine Kohl
    Florist

  • So now they're financially bankrupt, as well?

    Gary Williams
    Systems
    Analyst

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