American Voices

Charging Obese Flyers Double

July 31, 2002 | ISSUE 38•27

Southwest Airlines recently announced plans to strictly enforce a policy that asks passengers too large for its seats to purchase an extra fare. What do you think?

  • Making the obese pay more is fine, but waving them into their seats with fluorescent-orange batons is too much.

    Chris George
    Systems Analyst

  • As a man who once lost 100 pounds, I say to hell with them—it's their fault they're fat. As a man who gained the 100 pounds back, I say have a heart, Southwest Airlines.

    Robert Russell
    Cashier

  • That explains the 'Test Your Ass Dimensions' frame at the check-in counter.

    Donna Koechner
    Homemaker

  • I hope this controversy escalates. I would love to see that picket line.

    Fred Issel
    Delivery Driver

  • Perhaps the overweight passenger could help offset the price of the extra seat by, say, serving as a screen for the in-flight movie.

    Phil Lyman
    Stockbroker

  • Overweight people fully deserve the dignity they have denied themselves for so long.

    Meredith Poole
    Massage Therapist

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